Honey Badger Don’t Care

US Trademark Registration Numbers:

4505781, 4281472, and 5059721.

Goods/Services:

CLASS 25: Clothing, namely, t-shirts, tank tops, one piece garment for infants and toddlers; Long-sleeve shirts, caps

CLASS 21: Mugs

CLASS 16: Bumper stickers; decals

Additional Notes:

Yes, you can buy “Honey Badger Don’t Care.” The catchphrase everybody was saying after this hilarious nature mockumentary video went viral is for sale by Randall himself, the maker of the video.

You might ask yourself, “Can somebody really own a meme like that?” Yes, they can, according to the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit, which sided with Randall when greeting card company Papyrus started printing a similar catchphrase without his permission.

We don’t have any other trademarks listed on Communer that have had their protection certified by one of the nation’s highest courts. If you buy these three three trademark registrations, there will be no doubt that you own “Honey Badger Don’t Care” and will be able stop others from using it or any variations in connection with goods related to clothing, mugs, stickers, and decals.

We also don’t have any other trademarks listed on Communer that come with tons of free advertising. The YouTube video that birthed this meme has over 100 million views and still gets roughly 100,000 or more views each month. That’s 100,000 people exposed to your trademarked catchphrase each month. 100,000 people who will be able to find your online store immediately through Google, Amazon, or another search engine.

Is somebody else trying to sell merchandise using a similar catchphrase online? Honey Badger Don’t Care! He can kick them off of Google using this form without having to hire a lawyer. Same with Amazon, Facebook, Instagram, and more. Online platforms show tremendous deference for federal trademark owners and will generally let you remove material using your trademark even if the infringer is not selling goods related to the ones listed on your trademark registration.

Imagine being the only person on Amazon, Google, Instagram, TikTok, etc. allowed to use the “Honey Badger Don’t Care” tagline. The only person who shows up when people want to buy a “Honey Badger Don’t Care” mug or t-shirt on Amazon as a birthday present for a friend, or when people Google “Honey Badger Don’t Care decal” because they want to make their car a little funnier.

These trademarks are all registered for word marks in plain text, which means they protect you for any font, color, or stylization of this slogan. They protect you from people using this phrasing no matter how they present it or what design elements and graphics they add to it. This is complete ownership of this catchphrase.

In addition to these word marks, the seller will send the buyer original, high-quality images that the buyer may use on branded products. See the bottom of the listing for examples of products the buyer can sell using seller-supplied images.

The trademarks for mugs, stickers, and stationery are due for renewal in 2023. Upon purchase, seller will file to renew them for the next ten years at seller’s own expense. That’s ten more years of ownership of these trademarks without having to file anything with the government or do anything at all.

Communer will also handle the recording of the assignment agreement with the US Patent and Trademark Office for free, covering the attorney costs and government fees ourselves as part of this trademark package.

This is an amazing opportunity to own a piece of pop culture that still makes thousands of people laugh every day. These trademarks are an amazing deal at this price and the value of this purchase cannot be ignored. Buy this trademark bundle before some other honey badger gets their crazy, nastyass paws on it!

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