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Honey Badger Don’t Care

Markhound® Appraisal: The Markhound® Appraisal is our estimate of how much a brand is worth. Markhound® incorporates Communer’s proprietary sales data, the trademark's details, market trends, our AI-powered marketability score, and additional brand assets such as domain name or social media handles.

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Original price was: $10,000.00.Current price is: $3,000.00.

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US Trademark Registration Number:

4505781

Note that the trademark is due for renewal soon, but the seller will file the renewal at their own expense once somebody purchases this trademark. This means that after you buy this trademark, it will be fully renewed through October 2034, ten years from now.

Goods/Services:

CLASS 25: Clothing, namely, t-shirts, tank tops, one piece garment for infants and toddlers; Long-sleeve shirts, caps.

Additional Notes:

Yes, you can buy “Honey Badger Don’t Care.” The catchphrase everybody was saying after this hilarious nature mockumentary video went viral is for sale by Randall himself, the maker of the video.

You might ask yourself, “Can somebody really own a meme like that?” Yes, they can, according to the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit, which sided with Randall when greeting card company Papyrus started printing a similar catchphrase without his permission.

We don’t have any other trademarks listed on Communer that have had their protection certified by one of the nation’s highest courts. If you buy this trademark registration, there will be no doubt that you own “Honey Badger Don’t Care” and will be able stop others from using it or any variations in connection with goods related to clothing.

We also don’t have any other trademarks listed on Communer that come with tons of free advertising. The YouTube video that birthed this meme has over 100 million views and still gets roughly 100,000 or more views each month. That’s 100,000 people exposed to your trademarked catchphrase each month. 100,000 people who will be able to find your online store immediately through Google, Amazon, or another search engine.

Is somebody else trying to sell merchandise using a similar catchphrase online? Honey Badger Don’t Care! He can kick them off of Google using this form without having to hire a lawyer. Same with Amazon, Facebook, Instagram, and more. Online platforms show tremendous deference for federal trademark owners and will generally let you remove material using your trademark even if the infringer is not selling goods related to the ones listed on your trademark registration.

Imagine being the only person on Amazon, Google, Instagram, TikTok, etc. allowed to use the “Honey Badger Don’t Care” tagline. The only person who shows up when people want to buy a “Honey Badger Don’t Care”  t-shirt on Amazon as a birthday present for a friend.

This trademark are a word mark in plain text, which means it protects you for any font, color, or stylization of this slogan. It protects you from people using this phrasing no matter how they present it or what design elements and graphics they add to it. This is complete ownership of this catchphrase.

In addition to this word mark, the seller will send the buyer original, high-quality images that the buyer may use on branded products. See the bottom of the listing for examples of products the buyer can sell using seller-supplied images.

Communer will also handle the recording of the assignment agreement with the US Patent and Trademark Office for free, covering the attorney costs and government fees ourselves as part of this trademark purchase.

This is an amazing opportunity to own a piece of pop culture that still makes thousands of people laugh every day. This trademark is an amazing deal at this price and the value of this purchase cannot be ignored. Buy this trademark before some other honey badger gets their crazy, nastyass paws on it!

Merchandise Example Using Included Brand Assets:

"Honey Badger Don't Care" on a sweatshirt above a stylized honey badger cartoon.

Original price was: $10,000.00.Current price is: $3,000.00.

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Original price was: $10,000.00.Current price is: $3,000.00.

Markhound® Appraisal: The Markhound® Appraisal is our estimate of how much a brand is worth. Markhound® incorporates Communer’s proprietary sales data, the trademark's details, market trends, our AI-powered marketability score, and additional brand assets such as domain name or social media handles.

Not all trademark listings have Markhound® appraisals yet.

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Product Type

US Trademark Registration(s) that will be transferred to you after purchase.

Word Mark or Design Mark

Trademark Register

Big-Ticket Item

This is a high-value listing. You can use credit card or PayPal, but if you’d prefer to use bank wire, Escrow.com, or another method, please email listings@communer.com.

Trademark Class

What Happens After Checkout?

Communer will hold your funds securely until both you and the seller sign a trademark assignment agreement drafted by Communer. You’ll be refunded if the seller fails to transfer the trademark.

Original price was: $10,000.00.Current price is: $3,000.00.

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We accept credit/debit card, PayPal, several regional payment processors, and buy-now-pay-later (BNPL) providers like Affirm, Afterpay, and Klarna, depending on the trademark's value and your location. For larger purchases (roughly $10,000 or more), we also accept bank transfer if you reach out to us and let us know you'd like to pay that way.

Yes, you can pay in installments! Just add a trademark to your cart and begin the checkout process. Once you've started the checkout process, you can choose to pay in installments using PayPal, Google Pay, Afterpay, or Klarna. We are not yet able to offer Affirm because Affirm considers Communer a "B2B" business type, which Affirm does not currently support.

Any payment option available to you will be visible on the checkout page when you choose a payment method. If you don't see any of these options, then you or the product might not be eligible.

Most of our buyers become the new legal owner of the trademark within three days of paying for it. Shortly after payment is made, Communer generates a trademark assignment agreement for e-signature by both the buyer and seller. When both parties e-sign, the buyer is now the legal owner of the trademark.

Once both parties e-sign the trademark transfer agreement, Communer's partner law firm, JPG Legal, will record the trademark assignment with the USPTO. The buyer does not pay an additional fee for this filing. The $100 cost for this (including $40 government fee) comes out of the sale price before sending the payout to the seller. Communer does not receive a portion from this amount; the whole $100 goes to legal fees.

This process does not change the legal owner, but it updates the ownership records in the public trademark database. The assignment recordation process usually takes about one week for the USPTO process, though it can take as long as a month or two if complications arise. Once the assignment recordation process is complete, the USPTO will update the listed owner in its TESS search engine and its TSDR trademark records shortly after.

No, Communer handles everything. Once both parties e-sign the trademark transfer agreement, Communer's partner law firm, JPG Legal, will record the trademark assignment with the USPTO. The buyer does not pay an additional fee for this filing. The $100 cost for this (including $40 government fee) comes out of the sale price before sending the payout to the seller. Communer does not receive a portion from this amount; the whole $100 goes to legal fees.

Around half of Communer's buyers are Amazon sellers, so we make the Amazon Brand Registry process as quick and reliable as possible. Our buyers typically gain Amazon Brand Registry access within one week of paying for their trademark.

Once the buyer and seller both e-sign the trademark assignment agreement generated by Communer, the buyer can apply for Amazon Brand Registry using that trademark's registration number. Amazon will send a verification code to the seller, which the seller is then required to forward to the buyer in a timely manner as stated in the assignment agreements we generate.

As long as you apply for Amazon Brand Registry within two weeks of buying your trademark, the seller will not receive their money until you gain Amazon Brand Registry access. This ensures that the seller will do everything possible to give you access to Amazon Brand Registry as soon as possible.

Communer cannot control the actions of Amazon and thus we cannot guarantee that Amazon will grant the buyer Brand Registry access, but all trademarks we sell that are registered for physical goods (e.g. hats, drinkware, furniture, USB hubs) or retail store services should be eligible for Amazon Brand Registry as long as they're not on the Supplemental Register. Very few Communer trademarks are on the Supplemental Register (as of this writing, none are). When trademarks are on the Supplemental Register, we warn you of that in the listing.

If you buy a trademark that is on the Supplemental Register or is registered for services (e.g. management consulting, spa services, restaurant services), then you cannot get a refund or exchange simply because Amazon won't accept that trademark for Brand Registry. The exception is "retail store services" in class 35, which we know is eligible for Amazon Brand Registry access based on our data, at least as of now.

The vast majority of our trademark buyers are able to get Amazon Brand Registry without recording their trademark assignment with the USPTO. If for some reason you are unable to get Amazon Brand Registry at first, we recommend recording your trademark assignment with the USPTO, which we will give you details on how to do. The USPTO currently takes two business days to process an assignment recordation, plus about 3-7 calendar days to update the public database.

Yes, once you buy a trademark, you are responsible for filing timely renewals. Make sure to track your trademark renewal deadline(s).

To see the next renewal deadlines for a trademark listed on Communer, just click the link at the top of the listing that takes you to the USPTO's Trademark Status and Document Retrieval (TSDR). Then click the "Maintenance" tab and you'll see the next renewal deadline.

Screenshot of a Trademark Status and Document Retrieval listing's Maintenance tab.
Screenshot of the maintenance tab of a TSDR listing.

For more details about the trademark renewal process and how to check when the next renewal is due, check out this blog post written by our founder.

If your renewal deadline is coming up and you want an attorney to handle it for you, our partner law firm offers competitive rates for renewals. You can use this form to hire them for your next renewal.

The Markhound® Appraisal is our estimate of how much a brand is worth. Markhound incorporates Communer’s proprietary sales data, trademark details, the USPTO's trademark database API, our AI-assisted marketability score, and additional brand assets such as domain name or social media handles. Every listing features the Markhound Appraisal near the listing price.

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For buyers, Communer does not charge any additional fees beyond the purchase price.

For sellers, Communer charges a 15% commission from the sale price. Communer also deducts the payment processing fee for the purchase from the payout to the seller (typically about 3%, occasionally 5-6%).

The seller must also choose how they receive their payout, for which payment processing fees may apply as well. By default we send payouts by PayPal, but sellers can also ask to be paid by bank transfer (if in the US) or Payoneer.

Communer does not charge any upfront fees for sellers. Go here for more details about selling a trademark on Communer.